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Dear Jane Dark,

I am upset because your fairytale about Scritti Politti gave me the heart-tickles but you are not allowed to write fairytales about him because he said no more fairytales in “Robin Hood”!

Your fan,

PBW

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Dear Joanna Newsom,

Why is it not okay for your PR friends to say “fairy tale or childhood or innocent“ about you? Easy for you because you took the thesauruses and made them groan. Think about their feelings and thumbs! Also it is okay because we all know you only make fairytales because you are in pain. Make it work for you!

Listening,

PBW


By: Mike Powell
Published on: November 8, 2006
 
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